“This is so beautifully good. It has the uncanny ability to glue my nose to my wrist. It’s a deep pineapple sweet, patchouli, citrus opening with elements of Kouros’ civet fresh wee on a mossy pine tree.” -Jondelour- “Put it this way, you don’t wear Lapidus pour Homme, it wears you.” -TickTock- “This to me is like a gangster version …
“Black Afgano is one of the most interesting fragrances I will ever own. I have strong but conflicted feelings about it. It’s so enormous that I’m scared of it. This is the kind of fragrance that can start or end a war. I both love and hate it. I want to wear it. I really do. I think the problem …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part II part I press here reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Booom! Gasping for air I woke up deep in the belly of a rusty barge in the middle of a filthy lake somewhere in Central Africa. I was certain it was Central Africa by the distinctive sounds the birds in the vicinity of my …
“The smoke that comes out of a hospital incinerator. Cremated blood soiled bandages, body parts and vaporized contents of bed pans. Spilled menthol medicine and floral floor cleaner. Worth a sample for fun!” -beavisbonce- “Smells like someone wearing plasticky leather pants who sprayed a patchouli floral parfum and walked into fire.” -GustaveTheNos- “Wow. What a trip. What the **** is going …
‘Once I met a Dolphin, it didn’t Click.’ reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- A week ago, while contemplating my substantial monetary losses from a company I created called ShoeBrooms™ -The Shoes that Broom-, I found myself stuck on a beach. Since the advent of the World Wide Web the Shopping Channel had been in decline. No more brooming business. I …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part I published at Anak Sastra on 01/08/2020 reading time: two minutes -unedited- Beep! Beep! 7 a.m.. Boom! I woke up, sweating, with grains of yellow sand stuck between my two front teeth and a foul layer of What The Fek lingering on my tongue. Slightly dazed I rinsed my mouth with some sour old …
“It’s like a diseased polecat has taken a leak on the back of my left hand and no amount of washing is getting rid of it. It’s potent and deadly for all the wrong reasons. Kouros used to practically drip from the ceilings and walls of sweaty nightclubs all around the world and it’s lost absolutely none of its character. …
‘Le Slap Royal’ reading time: two minutes -unedited- That day the Trump came about Buckingham Palace and made the Queen turn into a snide little giant who deserved every palm of every hand of that standing ovation… Right in her face. Waiting in the checkout line casually glancing at the porn magazines stacked high up and out of reach, I …
“This frag is a glitter laced stripper with bolt-ons and a mouth full of smoke. I want to love it and for it to give my nostrils that five-star lap dance I’ve been waiting for, but it just doesn’t go down..” -ColognelSanders-
PROLOGUE // ENGLISH / Unedited Booom! And… The head of a penguin flew freely over freshly dropped snow flakes. His life was done, and he knew it. Without legs you ain’t going places and without a head nothing makes any sense. But. It didn’t bother him for a bit. Twirling, whizzing, flying unfazed over the glistening carpet of snow. Never …
