“Aiming for Antarctica-ss”part II reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Waddling towards the presumed location of the abandoned submarine, the few English speaking penguins explained to me how it had been the very first time they’d encountered a polar bear out here in the wild… ‘Totally understand. ‘I told them. ‘Many forget polar bears normally live …
‘E.Tea in the Ama-Zone’part III reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- part I press herepart II press here Promises promises. I had assured the tribe’s shaman I could track down his long lost brother and was sticking to the plan… Once back from El Dorado I parked the birdlike artifact in the attic, got pleasantly surprised by …
‘E.Tea in the Ama-Zone’part II reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- part I press herepart III press here During my tenure with the tribe I had built up an unconquerable tolerance towards the Amazonian vine tea. So as my highs were getting low, my lows were getting high. Slowly sobering up, getting all edgy, twitchy and …
‘E.Tea in the Ama-Zone’part I reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- part II press herepart III press here It was the last full moon before the summer solstice and while the wind blew in gently from the East, the stars were shimmering all mysteriously. Piped up and good to go I enjoyed one last coke laced …
‘Aiming for Antarctica-ss‘part I reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Slogging on a pair of Wilson tennis rackets given to me at Wimbledon after defusing a hostile situation pertaining a wig, a V.I.P. and a bold nest of bald faced hornets, I was making my way through the snowy plains of Antarctica seeking the passageway into …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part II part I press here reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- Booom! Gasping for air I woke up deep in the belly of a rusty barge in the middle of a filthy lake somewhere in Central Africa. I was certain it was Central Africa by the distinctive sounds the birds …
‘Once I met a Dolphin, it didn’t Click.’ reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- A week ago, while contemplating my substantial monetary losses from a company I created called ShoeBrooms™ -The Shoes that Broom-, I found myself stuck on a beach. Since the advent of the World Wide Web the Shopping Channel had been in decline. …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part I published at Anak Sastra on 01/08/2020 reading time: two minutes -unedited- Beep! Beep! 7 a.m.. Boom! I woke up, sweating, with grains of yellow sand stuck between my two front teeth and a foul layer of What The Fek lingering on my tongue. Slightly dazed I rinsed my …
‘Le Slap Royal’ reading time: two minutes -unedited- That day the Trump came about Buckingham Palace and made the Queen turn into a snide little giant who deserved every palm of every hand of that standing ovation… Right in her face. Waiting in the checkout line casually glancing at the porn magazines stacked high up …