‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part I published at Anak Sastra on 01/08/2020 reading time: two minutes -unedited- Beep! Beep!  7 a.m.. Boom!  I woke up, sweating, with grains of yellow sand stuck between my two front teeth and a foul layer of What The Fek lingering on my tongue. Slightly dazed I rinsed my …

‘Le Slap Royal’ reading time: two minutes -unedited- That day the Trump came about Buckingham Palace and made the Queen turn into a snide little giant who deserved every palm of every hand of that standing ovation…  Right in her face. Waiting in the checkout line casually glancing at the porn magazines stacked high up …