‘Once I met a Dolphin, it didn’t Click.’ reading time: 3 minutes -unedited- A week ago, while contemplating my substantial monetary losses from a company I created called ShoeBrooms™ -The Shoes that Broom-, I found myself stuck on a beach. Since the advent of the World Wide Web the Shopping Channel had been in decline. No more brooming business. I …
‘A Gnome With See Through Pants’Part I published at Anak Sastra on 01/08/2020 reading time: two minutes -unedited- Beep! Beep! 7 a.m.. Boom! I woke up, sweating, with grains of yellow sand stuck between my two front teeth and a foul layer of What The Fek lingering on my tongue. Slightly dazed I rinsed my mouth with some sour old …
“It’s like a diseased polecat has taken a leak on the back of my left hand and no amount of washing is getting rid of it. It’s potent and deadly for all the wrong reasons. Kouros used to practically drip from the ceilings and walls of sweaty nightclubs all around the world and it’s lost absolutely none of its character. …
‘Le Slap Royal’ reading time: two minutes -unedited- That day the Trump came about Buckingham Palace and made the Queen turn into a snide little giant who deserved every palm of every hand of that standing ovation… Right in her face. Waiting in the checkout line casually glancing at the porn magazines stacked high up and out of reach, I …
“This frag is a glitter laced stripper with bolt-ons and a mouth full of smoke. I want to love it and for it to give my nostrils that five-star lap dance I’ve been waiting for, but it just doesn’t go down..” -ColognelSanders-
PROLOGUE // ENGLISH / Unedited Booom! And… The head of a penguin flew freely over freshly dropped snow flakes. His life was done, and he knew it. Without legs you ain’t going places and without a head nothing makes any sense. But. It didn’t bother him for a bit. Twirling, whizzing, flying unfazed over the glistening carpet of snow. Never …
